Lauderhill Botanical Garden stupid everything except him

looksies, evening, criss cross!

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Stupid human and stupid queen vampire. They wouldn't prevent him from enjoying the gardens.

He had gotten a snack time, a very simple one. No pecan pies for him this time. He had forgotten about Ronpie a little. Forgot about his phone most of the time.

Anyway, here he was, carefully lying down on his back along a flowerbed. He didn't squish a single one.

But then, of course there needed to be something to ruin his night again. A filthy... thing? Swamp monster maybe? What in the yuck.

He rose on his elbows to grimace at the source of the scent.

Looks/Fit

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Willow had heard of this place, just hadn't bothered to go yet.

Tonight that changed, free time, bored, it all equaled to a why the hell not.

She had a take away box of spicy popcorn chicken that she was stabbing with a toothpick to snack on, just walking around, taking in the flowers.

When the smell of death hit her, her nose wrinkled. Did something die? "Who the hell died in here? " she muttered, but Chompers hissed, wanting to eat it so. Maybe she should find it. Stuff it in the swamp for later.

So, now she was looking for the smell to have as a snack later. Expecting a dead animal, not a person lying in the flowers.

A dead person that made her frown, "Well, you're not dead enough to eat, " she muttered in annoyance, eating another piece of chicken.

She would have been pretty if her stench didn't burn his eyes.

She was also saying mean words, and Lenn wasn't in the mood to deal with animals.

So his eyes flashed maroon and he grabbed the box of food the beast was carrying, yanking from her grasp with his power and pulling it to him.

"No food in the garden." He commented.

Looking for the closest trash can.

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hit omg

Excuse the fuck out of him?

Willow went straight for a hit, but missed.

"Hey, you smelly walking corpse, keep your hands to yourself or you'll really be dead, " she snapped at him.

Yea, she didn't have the greatest temper there bud.

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A miss

The need to annoy was higher than the need to protect the garden.

He threw the chicken at his full strength, making it rain meat across the lawn.

"Fetch." He demanded.

All his contempt in one syllable.

Willow picked up a piece and went to throw it at him.

"You first you walking corpse bag," she snarled at him. She missed hitting him, but didn't care. They wanted to eat him now.

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Miss xD

He was walking indeed. Thank you for noticing.

Caught the chicken mid flight with his power and returned it to her, aiming for her mouth.

"Catch."

Maybe he could train the dumb animal still.

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hit

She, just barely missed on deflecting that chicken and it hit her in the mouth.

A snarl left her while stepping closer to the vampire.

"I am not some dog, you twat, " she snapped at him. Her eyes were already rose-gold, the only possible warning that she could have given, but she was glad. He didn't deserve to know that scales and teeth were wanting to play tug of war with his body.

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Miss on dodge xD these dice hate her lol

"You're right." He granted. "Dogs are fun."

He yawned. A fake gesture because vampires never got sleepy.

He was ready to take his leave if the not-dog was done with him.

"Dogs, pft, dog would sniff you and turn its tail, " she countered.

She picked up a piece of chicken, throwing it at him.

Chilish sure, but man this vampire was annoying as hell. The miss only annoyed her more, but she wasn't going to walk away.

He could.

Jerk.

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Miss xD

He tried to return the chicken again, but it would flow right past her as a light weight started to be felt on his left leg. As if all the chicken he played with was resting on his foot. Annoying.

"Just go, doggy." He said, waving a hand at her. "I was here first."

And he wasn't leaving.

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miss

Willow glared at him, picking up what looked to be a piece of chicken, but it was a rock instead.

She pelted it hard at his face in response to the ones he'd thrown at her.

"Fuck off, corpse. Or i'll bury you with these flowers, " not even worth eating him at this rate.

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Hit

He had tried to be nice. Really. This was what he was getting.

A rock in the face. Ouch.

He threw it back, with his hand this time. Went over her head. She was too small :(

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miss

You know what hurt worse than a vampire taking your food and taunting you?

Embarrassing herself as she tried to grab another rock only to stupidly pick up a caterpiller that had spines.

Not the rock she intended.

Swearing, her skin itchy now as she held her hand by her wrist, [q]Fucking vampires attracting all the disgusting bugs. [q] because clearly, this was his fault.

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a horribly entertaining miss lol