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Drew (she/her)
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#1
04-09-2022, 10:42 AM
HELLO, write dumb haikus with me! Haikus (for this game) are three line poems where the first line has five syllables, the second has seven, and the third has five.

When you write a haiku, you can then nominate a character (one of your own or someone else's) that you'd like to see the next haiku written about. Since I'm going first I'll just write a haiku about... GIDEON.

Down a finger, ouch
Do you think nine is enough
To Rice Bluff murder?

Please write a haiku about Ashley :3
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Hal (she • her • turd)
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#2
04-09-2022, 10:47 AM
Animal control?
Or just a friend of insects
Ashley wouldn't LIE

Make one for Nicole :3
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Jesk (They/Them)
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#3
04-09-2022, 10:49 AM
I love these!

Dumpsters are not fun
At least she has Tamzin, yay!
More turtles please? Thanks!

Please write one about Catriona :3
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#4
04-09-2022, 10:57 AM (This post was last modified: 04-09-2022, 11:01 AM by Brit.)
when bears are involved
do not climb the trees around
or call in your friends

:(:(:(

how about ezra
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Kat (She/Her)
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#5
04-09-2022, 11:07 AM
To build a snow man
One must be hit with some snow
Now for a sandwich

Do one for Kalypso please!! <3
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#6
04-09-2022, 11:17 AM
Snowie got a snack
Fluffy delicacy, yum
Oh no, it's your tail

Write one for Beauregard >:3
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#7
04-09-2022, 11:32 AM
beauregard bertrand
sweaters and chinchilla love
boss ass dominus

Sayed :3
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#8
04-09-2022, 08:17 PM
Shifters fucking suck
But so do other vampires
Unless they're Dark Moon

Agostina~
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#9
04-10-2022, 08:11 AM
Roll dice for fatigue
Move metal or move mountains
Or move nothing, rest

BRAM pls :3
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04-12-2022, 04:11 PM (This post was last modified: 04-12-2022, 04:12 PM by Brit.)
most things really suck
i finally got married
is life better yet


Vanessa :3
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Hal (she • her • turd)
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04-14-2022, 08:33 AM
the sweetest lawyer
wins her cases with her smarts
no magic spells here

Do one for Jason's character, Kaida :3
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Jesk (They/Them)
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#12
04-14-2022, 09:15 AM
Kaida killed Yuna
Talk about mommy issues
Form clutch to move on?

Any of mine please <3
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#13
04-14-2022, 10:45 AM
OKAY HERES RHIDDI


Skipping stones with cats
Skipping out of stupid crime
Skip introductions

DO MATHIS
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Jason (He/Him)
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#14
04-14-2022, 04:13 PM (This post was last modified: 04-14-2022, 07:37 PM by Jason.)
Vampires are the worst
Mama mia, am I right?
Cheetah's do prosper

Tiffer please.
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Kat (She/Her)
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04-14-2022, 05:29 PM
Officer Daddy
Sweet on a lovely lady
Oh the Supe drama

DO ANY OF MINE!! <3
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Brit (they/them)
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04-15-2022, 07:10 AM
Yara wants a date
Who wants dinosaur kisses?
lizard tongue down throat

I'm so sorry.

Do any of mine!!
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Jesk (They/Them)
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#17
04-15-2022, 09:58 AM
Jacky misses fangs
He shouldn't mess with cheetahs
But does anyway

Any of mine please >:]
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Jason (He/Him)
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#18
04-16-2022, 04:54 PM
Racoon be a dick
Peanut butter's ruined, but
I'm invincible

[+]bonus

Billiam?
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05-14-2022, 09:50 AM (This post was last modified: 05-14-2022, 09:50 AM by Drew.)
Gives a very fine
monologue, unless you ask
about those warheads

GRACE PLZ :3
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Hal (she • her • turd)
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#20
06-14-2022, 12:10 PM
Who the hell is she
Does she have a sense of chill
Absolutely not

I'll take one for Raziyya
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Jesk (They/Them)
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#21
06-14-2022, 12:15 PM
From the perspective of Luisa:

Hi Layla hi hi!
You are my only friend here
Please seek me out soon

Heh, any of mine >:]
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#22
06-17-2022, 10:26 PM
Rosemarie Butler
professor in the streets and
fringe queen in the sheets

Haiku for Ashley pls :3
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Kat (She/Her)
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#23
07-11-2022, 03:30 PM
Ashley the psychic
The babe of three powers yah!
Bloody noses run

Either Amira or Zaharia! <3
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Matchstix (she/her)
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#24
07-12-2022, 01:29 AM
Curious tiger
Childlike wonder, excitement
Born to be quirky

Any of mine 83
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Jesk (They/Them)
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#25
07-29-2023, 10:03 AM
Bringing this one back! >:]

Hads, the runaway
They're the youngest of four kids
Banshee, let us in

Holly pls.
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Rose (They/They)
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#26
07-29-2023, 10:14 AM
Sad in her free time
and she has so much free time
wolf time is cool time

Newt me. owo
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Brit (they/them)
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#27
11-29-2023, 10:42 PM (This post was last modified: 11-29-2023, 10:43 PM by Brit.)
Bringing this back for obvious reasons

“Oops! I almost Died”
The musical about Newt
Now Playing on ice!

any of mine :3
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Hal (she • her • turd)
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#28
12-01-2023, 11:44 AM
Poor Sayed alone
He tried to make his own way
Now he needs new friends

You can do whoever the dice roller picks below :3
1. Agostina
2. Asha
3. Daniella
4. Raziyya
5. Rika
6. Kiyoshi
7. Tumasi
8. Zareen

Rolling 1d8: 2
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revenant (She/They)
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#29
12-01-2023, 12:05 PM (This post was last modified: 12-01-2023, 12:05 PM by revenant.)
I'll try! (But bear in mind I've not written a haiku before!!)

Ah, the fallen queen,
savagery worn like chains.
How cruel of him.

Any of mine :3
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#30
12-28-2023, 11:51 AM
Slanty italics
And slinky friendships
A natural vamp

Any of mine please >:3
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