Yellow Pages Congratulations, it's a girl
#1
[selfie of Abraham face scrunched preparing to bite a bewildered black house cat]
Captain Barlit
#2
WHAT
Asha
#3
[image of fleeing cat ass]
Captain Barlit
#4
IS THIS PHOTOSHOPPED
Asha

She was losing her God damn mind.
#5
She's a lady not a IT
Captain Barlit
#6
A
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I DIDN'T SAY IT
DO YOU HAVE A CAT
Asha
#7
Her name is Cleopatra but I think it'll probably get changed
Captain Barlit
#8
oh my god sob
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
Asha

The cat got all riled up about it. Kitten????
#9
She's afraid of everything right now so we're not getting a lot of cuddle time but she's getting braver every day
Feels weird having animals around that aren't our fish but not in a bad way???
Captain Barlit
#10
please this is so cute I'm going
TO DIE
AHHHHHHHHH
so are you and Wallace proud dads
Asha


Not going to lie. There was some jealousy there, and she knew that he would unfortunately feel it. But maybe he'd also feel:

- her very loud excitement
- her enthusiasm for him having a pet that could actually cuddle with him
- her happiness for him
- her very big want to meet this cat :<

Or some matebondy version of all that.
#11
He did feel all of that.

And there was that urge to address that weird clench he couldn't immediately identify as jealousy. But.

Asha could have a break from him staring into her feelings the same way she afforded him one.

Yeah, really he kind of dragged me along once he realized we could be around animals again
Maybe in a few weeks when she's willing to come around from us you could meet her
You could sooner but it's mostly just watching her creep around furniture
Captain Barlit
#12
Ah, so Wallace had done this. She kind of liked that.

I will be so patient steam
I'm soooo happy for you guys though
Fish and Fish II say hi to their sister
[Picture]
Asha

Should... Asha adopt another pet? Like a cuddly type? She thought wistfully of Shiraz. But her cat hated snakes so much. Even Cícero. Aaaand she didn't react very nicely to non-were dogs. She could think of twice when that had ended very poorly for her.

Mostly thought of turtles as food. No good. Ugh, it was hard to be a reptile mom with an incompatible animal.

But Meowsha seemed to like cats. At least gentle ones. Maybe getting a cat — a kitten, even — would stave off her dumb ovaries and the screaming they'd been doing lately.

She opened up Petfinder just to, you know. Look.
#13
He smiled to the fish. They'd been in a good number of moves, huh.

They were baggage fish, kind of, but you couldn't blame fish. Abraham sent a photo back of the original swimming duo. Then. Accidentally was in her head a bit.

Do you think you'd ever want to get a snake again?
Captain Barlit
#14
My cat hates them so much sob
I wish I could. I really miss Shiraz
Asha

Ugh. Her baby. The perfect snake and so gorgeous and he'd loved her.

She tried to tell herself that he was probably exceptionally affectionate amongst snakes and that she could never get another one but that wasn't doing much for convincing her.

Maybe a cat too though. For cuddles when you're not over
Asha

What if she got a boy cat and named him Abraham. Now that left her giggling. He'd probably be so mad.
#15
Damn. It made sense. Abraham's cat pretty much saw snake and snack spelled the same.

Maybe a cat would be good then? I would go to the shelter with you if you want sometime
Just give the cat a snake name
Captain Barlit
#16
She laughed a little more at the suggestion, eyes misting up. And the offer to go with her too. Wow, Asha was full on emotional today.

Ahhhh I would love that
let me know when's good for you and we can go heart
Asha
#17
I'm not working today but I don't know if you need some time to get the place ready
Captain Barlit
#18
Oh yeah I'd have to look up how to do that
what did you guys do
Asha
#19
I came home and Wallace had done it whoops
Honestly it's probably fine we just need to get a litter box and litter and everything else we can get later? Gotta know ahead of time if you're getting adult or kitten food
Captain Barlit
#20
Asha was gone for like ten minutes making cooing noises at her phone.

LOOK AT HIM
HIS NAME IS BARLEY
THAT'S SO CLOSE TO BARLIT
Asha
#21
That was the saddest looking cat, Asha.

You wanna go meet him??
Captain Barlit
#22
YES sob
Asha

Oh my god the more she read about this cat the more she was like. This is definitely Barlit's soul cat.
#23
Okay maybe you can grab a litterbox and litter on the way to hawknell and grab me?
Captain Barlit
#24
OKAY WHY WERE THERE SO MANY KINDS OF CAT LITTER.

yes but what brand litter did you get
Asha
#25
Today Cat
Tidy
Captain Barlit
#26
Today Cat Tidy. Oh, Tidy Cats.

Okay thank you see you soon ♡
Asha

Asha leapt out of her apartment like there was a god damn fire.
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