Beauregard had taken himself off the payroll, off every employee directory. He existed only in the sense that he had suggested his way into the hiring process.
This, sincerely, made him sad. It was no pleasant thing to remove his fingerprints from a place he adored. Now he pouted beneath it, thrown in a chair, legs sprawled to rest on a table. At his side, his purple crochet bag, neatly packed with yarn and hooks and other trinkets for the hobby.
Somewhat neatly, anyway. In his slightly new moon centered huffiness, he'd tromped down the stairs and to the couch without paying incredible attention to anything behind him. Clipped the door trying to fit through with his bag, but that hardly felt worth his concern.
What he'd missed was that a mess of purple yarn had caught in the doorway, pinched to some delicate splinter in the frame. Then, as he walked, down the stairs and through the lounge to the couch, the yarn trailed, a long and lagging line leading directly to the culprit.
Beauregard missed this, naturally. He was focusing on finishing up some hideous
pattern he'd bought by mistake and now needed to make out of spite. It was currently eyeless, but he was building the left eyeball now, working mindlessly through some white yarn.
It, unfortunately, did not help him see the tangle he'd made of the lounge.