Yellow Pages Dawg :(((

Abraham sucks and if you ever see him you should punch him in the face without any reason given

Asha

A lot of texts about Abraham lately, huh? Dante considered the message, knowing full well that he would not do that. Again, didn’t even know the fucker.

Maybe this was… a pregnancy thing, and he just needed to be supportive through the raging hormones.

I’m notoriously bad at fighting but I will do my best captain

That was supposed to be funny. Dante didn’t know what a fourth wall joke was, though.

Good news, she liked all the words he used for her.

You're the best

Asha

And then she went to go bitch more at Ingrid

He was the best. Pat yourself on the back, old man, you’d won. Something!

Hey she wasn't done with you yet.

After a few minutes she decided to say something new. Talking with Ingrid did remind her of the whole, you know, lion reaction.

Unrelated it's probably better if you don't come to any appointments but I'll keep you updated on everything

Asha

Little did she know that he'd already decided that!

Indeed, he had no real intention of doctor’s visits. But her revoking the invitation altogether was a bit of a head scratcher.

Okay no worries. Any particular reason why?

I ran into a were friend from before and before I said anything about me not being one anymore her lion immediately wanted to kill me.

Honestly I don't know if that's just hers or it's gonna be the same thing from everyone who knew me before but I don't wanna find out in the obgyn if it might affect you like that too. We can figure something out in the future.

Asha

If he wanted to.

Oh… shit! Okay. That sounded like a real blast.

Yikes. I’m sorry to hear that. Keep my posted

And he was. It sucked. What if he went to like… pick the kid up for quality time or some shit and oops, tried to kill mommy???

Will do ♡

Asha

Complicated. But he was also proving to be a pretty good guy about it all, and she very much appreciated that about him when he could have chosen to fuck off entirely.